G'Day. This is a site about Dan Woods.

Sometimes, in the darkest hours of the darkest nights, one gets the urge to commit word to page, letter to text, or digital type to, well, illuminated glass substrate. So, reach out through one of the Internet’s many tubes¹ and send me a message. I’ll write back, I promise².

¹ I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

² Stated promise may not actually indicate binding contract in which you, hereafter the viewer, send me text and I, hereafter me, the author, respond with further text sharing a common theme. Unless the text you send me is about something rad, like Weta or riding bicycles in the rain or Kakuni, in which case I will very likely write you an essay.